From: thangolossus@gmail.com

I go away for a while and the entire room fucks up. Chaotic
non-sequitors, poor analogies, badly thought out anecdotes - to say
nothing of the rank grammar, stench filled prose, absurd statements -
and then, of course, there's Dave :)

Anyhow, I'm going to try to impart some philosophical
thought-improvements. Take them or leave them, I don't care.

Let's start with argument from analogy:


An eighty-year-old man went to the doctor and said, “Doctor, my nineteen-year-old wife is expecting a baby.”

The doctor said, “Let me tell you a story. A man went hunting, but
instead of his gun, he picked up his umbrella by mistake. When a bear
suddenly charged at the man, he picked up his umbrella, shot the bear,
and killed it.”

The man said, “Impossible. Someone else must have shot that bear.”

The doctor said, “My point exactly!”

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From: intraphase@gmail.com

On Sunday, February 18, 2018 at 10:21:07 PM UTC-5, thang ornerythinchus wrote:

I go away for a while and the entire room fucks up. Chaotic
non-sequitors, poor analogies, badly thought out anecdotes - to say
nothing of the rank grammar, stench filled prose, absurd statements -
and then, of course, there's Dave :)

Anyhow, I'm going to try to impart some philosophical
thought-improvements. Take them or leave them, I don't care.

Let's start with argument from analogy:

An eighty-year-old man went to the doctor and said, “Doctor, my nineteen-year-old wife is expecting a baby.”

The doctor said, “Let me tell you a story. A man went hunting, but
instead of his gun, he picked up his umbrella by mistake. When a bear suddenly charged at the man, he picked up his umbrella, shot the bear,
and killed it.”

The man said, “Impossible. Someone else must have shot that bear.”

The doctor said, “My point exactly!”

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:-)

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From: slider@anashram.com

I go away for a while and the entire room fucks up. Chaotic
non-sequitors, poor analogies, badly thought out anecdotes - to say
nothing of the rank grammar, stench filled prose, absurd statements -
and then, of course, there's Dave

### - heh :)

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