From:
fredp151@gmail.com
On 12/17/19 6:57 PM, Ubiquitous wrote:
atropos@mac.com wrote:
thinbluemime2@gmail.com wrote:
On Tuesday, December 17, 2019 at 10:55:02 AM UTC-5, RichA wrote:
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-50821472
"Amazon, as one of the biggest online retailers, has been trying to fight >>> back and has previously teamed up with police forces across the US with its >>> own decoy packages, fitted with trackers, planted on the porches of
volunteers."
I came home one day to find some guy picking up a package from my front
porch and heading down the stairs.
ME: Hey, what are you doing there?
GUY: Just grabbing my package. What's it to you? I live here.
ME: Really? That's weird.
GUY: (nervous) Why?
ME: Because I've lived here for five years and never knew I had a
roommate. You must be really quiet around the house.
GUY: Um... uh...
ME: (draws gun, shows badge) Put the package down and keep your hands
where I can see them. You're under arrest.
GUY: Aw, fuck...
ME: Yep. You really drew the karma short straw today.
... and here is where FPP claims he'd do the same thing.
Oh wait, he doesn't own any guns.
Yeah... 'course I don't. Cuz the official scorekeeper says so.
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And now, another in a series of Mental Health Bulletins:
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consider to be off limits, I will totally destroy and obliterate the
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