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Imagine being Orla in any of these scenes and having to be all like "damn, >Sir Patrick, you still fuckin' got it, all radiating gravitas with your >feeble old voice and ruined face. I would totally hold a dramatic >conversation with you, both my character and the real me." when all she >really wants to do is get back to Into the Badlands. Like seriously imagine >having to be Orla and not only sit in that chair while Patrick Stewart >flaunts his non-existed acting ability in frontof you, the favorable lighting >barely concealing his age spots and leathery skin, and just sit there, take >after take, hour after hour, while he perfected the three lines he was >required to remember for this scene. Not only having to tolerate his >monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells >him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, BREXIT IS REALLY AS BAD AS THAT?? because >they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch this senile fucking >luvvie struggle to get out the most basic fucking exposition. You've been >acting nothing but a healthy diet of stage and prestige television for your >ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in County Wicklow. You've >never even seen anything this fucking pathetic before, and now you swear you >can taste the old man stink that's pouring off his mottled old flanks as he >finally resorts to reading his lines off a cue-card, smugly assured that you >are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to work with a "Shakespearean" (for >that is what he calls himself)" actor, as if he isn't aware that television >is far more relevant than the soggy old Bard, particularly your work in >"Banished". And then the director calls for another take, and you know you >could out-act every single person in this room before Alex Kurtzman could >write you out of his benighted script, but you sit there and endure, because >you're Orla fucking Brady. You're not going to lose your future acting career >over this. Just bear it. Wink your right eye and bear it.
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