• Smug Camera Hogg Teases Another Boycott, Kyle Kashuv Makes Him Regret I

    From Ubiquitous@1:229/2 to All on Friday, April 20, 2018 13:11:36
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    From: weberm@polaris.net

    I thought we were done with David Hogg. I was actually planning on
    sending Stormy Daniels a card and some nice flowers for knocking him
    off of the news. Or maybe those flowers should go to YouTube after a
    crazy person shot the place up. But anyway, he’s back. Like herpes. Or
    leftists when they hear a gun go boom. Except you can live with herpes.
    Or so I’ve heard.

    Let’s give Hoggzilla some credit. He must know everyone thinks he’s a douchelord. So he’s living the gimmick with tweets like this:

    https://twitter.com/davidhogg111/status/985886859501895680

    Obviously, it’s going to be Sean Hannity. Though, the last boycott of a
    Fox News celebrity was less than successful (see Ace Hardware Resumes Advertising with Fox News and Laura Ingraham and Laura Ingraham’s
    Ratings Shoot Up Despite Leftist Boycott). But it’s going to be
    Hannity. Unless he’s boycotting the Daily Wire for all of his
    classmates poisoned by one of their fecal matter infused tumblers. I
    might be inclined to join him if that’s the case.

    This is just a desperate cry for attention. And a pathetic attempt at
    trending on social media. It was totally his idea too. Not Media
    Matters or any of the other leftist political organizations. He’s a big
    boy doing big boy things.

    Hogg is like one of the monsters Lord Zedd and Rita Repulsa send after
    the Power Rangers. If Zedd and Rita are blue checkmark Twitter.
    Thankfully, we have Kyle Kashuv as a Megazord.

    Kyle Kashuv
    David is revealing his secret superhero identity... BOYCOTT
    MAN https://twitter.com/davidhogg111/status/985886859501895680

    Kyle Kashuv
    "Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held
    aloft my magic Twitter Account and said... By the power of
    Parkland, Florida! Boycott-Man: I have the Power! My
    classmates became the Mighty Battle Bros, and I became
    Boycott-Man the most bored man in the universe." https://twitter.com/kylekashuv/status/985913865820102656

    First, kudos to Kyle for the He-Man reference. There may be hope for
    these kids yet.

    But the big question how to defeat Boycott-Man. His weaknesses are red
    meat, going to the gym, and girls. He gains his strength from soy. It’s
    like spinach for Popeye. Only spinach makes you strong. The best thing
    to do is starve Boycott-Man of his main energy source: attention.

    Though, the occasional post making fun of this assclown is ok,
    especially when his nemesis mocks the little sh!t.

    --
    Dems & the media want Trump to be more like Obama, but then he'd
    have to audit liberals & wire tap reporters' phones.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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