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XPost: alt.usenet.kooks
From: root@127.0.0.1
RADIO
On a dark screen an immense amber light appears and an
electric humming begins. The eerie light glows brighter and
illuminates a single huge number--11. We hear static and a
large vertical band of red floats mysteriously across the
screen.
Pulling back slowly, we watch the glowing band traverse back
and forth over the amber light and past more numbers appearing--
70... 90... 110... 130. And we begin to hear voices--strange
songs, fading conversations and snatches of music drifting
with static.
Pulling back further, we realize it is a car radio filling
the screen and radio stations we're hearing, until the
indicator stops. There's a pause...and suddenly we are hit
by a blasting-out-of-the-past, Rocking and Rolling, turn-up-
the-volume, pounding Intro to a Vintage 1962 Golden Week-End
Radio Show--back when things were simpler and the music was
better.
And now a wolf howl shatters through time as the legendary
Wolfman Jack hits the airwaves, his gravel voice shrieking
and growling while the music pumps and grinds...
WOLFMAN
Awwrigght, baay-haay-baay! I got a
oldie for ya--gonna knock ya right
on de flowa--baay-haay-hee-baay!
The Wolfman howls like a soulful banshee as "Rock Around the
Clock" blasts forth.
"4 out of 5 pet rocks" won't comment on this poast...
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THIS SPACE FOR RENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA
"It will always be with you. Why do you think I hate those bastards as much as I do? I've been
watching a lecture series on the history of the muzzies... many hour's worth, in fact, and the
muzzies have been that way for thousands of years. It's in their culture. Every few hundred
years, they try to invade Europe or some other region nearby, and have to be beaten back. They
just need to be eliminated to whatever extent that's possible. You can't kill ideas
completely, but you can set them back a few generations when necessary.
One important distinction between islam and christianity, is both religions have historically
used their "beliefs" as a means to control the ignorant Unwashed Masses, only Western
civilization became educated enough to take that power away from the clergy. The muzzies like
their citizens to remain dumb, brainwashed, and obedient. That's why the radical ones are
nearly all from The Land That Time Forgot. They're still stuck back in the fourteenth century,
and suffer from the delusional notion that they're going to drag the rest of the world back
there with them. As I see it, there's only one solution to that problem, and it's the same one
we use to rid ourselves of rats, cockroaches, and other vermin." - Checkmate said this psycho
lunatic shit in <
MPG.34138d3d6e7bb33c991772@news.altopia.com>
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"What you see happening in Europe now... defiant muzzies openly proclaiming that they have no
desire to "assimilate" or co-exist with Europeans, and stating that their objective is to turn
all of Europe into a muzzie dominated region under sharia law, is the harbinger of what they
have planned for the US. To what extent they'll be successful with that here can be debated,
but should not be underestimated. I wish I could share your optimism in that regard, but I
don't.
Terror attacks are only one page out of the muzzie play book. They serve more as a
distraction. The real goal is occupation, and that's already well underway. They've got that
frog pretty well boiled in Europe now, and they're getting bolder by the day. The longer the
Europeans wait to do something about it, the harder it's going to be TO do anything about it.
It may already be too late IMO. This is going to get real messy in a hurry." - Checkmate
crying about some bullshit about muslims in europe that's he's convinced himself is true.
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"Bitches don't get to use the Pussy Card when they initiate an
assault." - Cuckmate the Wonder Klown in <
dfrauh.8sn.17.129@news.alt.net>
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"Thanks to muzzies and their apologist-enablers like puppy whistle, this seems to be the new
norm in the world. It's spreading like a cancer, and it's time we admit we're at war with
pure evil. We need to put an end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become
pure hell everywhere. We need to get these people out of every civilized country, and there's
only one way to do it. IOW, we have to become like them, with an emphasis on expediency over
cruelty." - Herr Fuhrer Checkmate (of alt.checkmate)
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"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously unenforced immigration
policies is working. We'll deal with the domestic terrorists as needed, but we don't need to
be letting the muzzie terrorists get a foothold in our country too. One need only look at
what they're doing in Europe right now to know we're doing the right thing by keeping them
out, which is our right and our duty. - Checkmate (#1 pussy willow fan)
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"You just made puppy whistle's sig line longer." - Janithor
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STOP! (janithor time.):
i hope his sails weren't torn asunder with words on a screen, or
somesuch, but also i hope that his pain is not as bad as the murderguy
who got hit with a skateboard. - anynonymous
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"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right
movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a
real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online
movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode
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"I think we should destroy every last fucking mosque in America." - "Checkmate, DoW #1"
<
Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> proves for us that white males are violent in Message-ID:
<
MPG.32c5bfefd18c9a698f0a8@news.altopia.com>
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"I wasn't even aware that I HAD a religion. I'm pretty-much against all of The Big Three, but
the muzzies are at the top of the list." - Checkmate
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"Such "places of worship" are terrorist breeding grounds, as has been proven on many
occasions. Please refrain from morphing out of my
killfile." - Checkmate on his belief that all Mosques are where terrorists are.
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"Is Pussy Willow saying you're a bigger nazi puke than me? You didn't even suggest that maybe
we ought to burn down all the mosques. This just isn't fair!" - Checkmate admits to suggesting
burning down mosques.
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"The world IS shit, and getting closer to hitting the fan every day. We'll be at war before
the end of this decade, and nearly everybody
already knows it." - Checkmate teh war hawk, in 2017
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Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016
--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
* Origin: www.darkrealms.ca (1:229/2)